American Coffee

Bought some Dunkin' Donuts brand coffee beans.  It's like regular coffee, only moreso.  It's extremely average making it special and beloved, like Norman Rockwell and turkey for Thanksgiving.  Excessive normalcy.  Dunkin' Donuts is a coffee oxymoron.  If I'm living in Paris one day and feeling nostalgic for America, I'll ask someone to send me some Dunkin' Donuts Coffee and make myself a medium size cup, let it cool to just above tepid, and drink it while listening to Alabama and Springsteen and Creedence Clearwater Revival.